This is it. The final video depicting the heroitc feats of “White Foreign Bigman Combo” (tentatively alternate nickname: “Vanilla Sriracha”), a tandem consisting of Mirotic, Lauvergne, and Pääul Zïpßer. I hope you enjoyed this trip into the deepest and whitest part of the Bulls roster as much as I did.
Zipser did his part in delivering the Euro-domination of the Pistons, scoring a career-high 15 points and looking really handsome. Given his skillset, there’s no reason an NBA team should allow him to score any points at all, but the Pistons are a weird team. Sometimes they don’t seem like they want to try very hard, so The Zipper went out and exploited them. Those one-dribble pull-ups he took looked so money.
Hoiberg will probably try the same starting lineup that he used tonight in their next game, featuring “White Foreign Bigman Combo”, and it probably won’t work even close to as well as it did here. That’s okay. It’s enough to even have experienced this one time.