I guess if you squint and use your imagination, Rondae Hollis-Jefferson is kinda like a dollar store version of Giannis Antetokounmpo. He has no jumper to speak of, but he has some handles, some length, and some passing ability sometimes. I cry every time RHJ takes one of his RHJumpers, but honestly some of his other moves are just fine, if somewhat unorthodox. And since I’m usually crying when I watch Nets games, it’s hard to pinpoint exactly what I’m crying about. Usually I think it’s because I have to look at Randy Foye. Either that or I’m thinking about Jennifer again.
Rajon Rondae ended this game with nineteen points, but it didn’t even feel like that many because a lot of the points just sort of…happened. And then he didn’t get to play the fourth quarter, so he was denied the chance to score a more attractive amount of points, like twenty or thirty. All in all, I don’t even remember making this video now that I have to upload it, and you probably won’t remember watching this video after it ends. Even if you spend the entire time thinking about how he’s kind of a bit like a hobo Giannis.