In this description I will make fun of people who thought that Kris Dunn was ready to take major minutes away from Ricky Rubio this season. I will make fun of their optimism, their belief that an NBA rookie could be good. I will make fun of their naive outlook on the prospects of young NBA players, and of their corresponding naive outlook on life. I will make fun of their laughable willingness to assume the best of people. All these topics and more will be mentioned as I deservedly make fun of them.
I will do this because I am a superior person to them. Superior due to my realistic cynicism towards every NBA player. I alone know the truth, and the truth is this: every NBA player sucks until they prove otherwise. If you agree with me on this point, you still remain inferior to me, because I came up with the idea myself, while you had to have it spoon-fed to you like a little child.