OFFICIAL JOHNSONS OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS
1. James Johnson
2. Tyler Johnson
3. Joe Johnson
4. Amir Johnson
5. Stanley Johnson
6. Wesley Johnson
7. Brice Johnson
As evidenced by the above power rankings, which are official, the Miami Heat have the biggest and best Johnsons of any NBA team, while the Clippers have the least-effective and flaccidest Johnsons.
…it’s a penis joke! HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!