March 2017 – Page 22

Ricky Rubio 22 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

I simply refuse to believe the rumors that the Timberwolves were looking to trade Ricky Rubio, either before the season or at the trade deadline. Those Rubio for Rose rumors had to have been made up by some writer looking for attention. There’s no way that the Wolves FO/Thibs would be that stupid, right? After…

Chasson Randle 12 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

Chasson “Press X to Chasson” Randle: better than Derrick Rose? According to Betteridge’s Law of Headlines, which states “Any headline that ends in a question mark can be answered by the word no”, the answer is no. According to reality, which states “Derrick Rose licks taint”, the answer is yes. Hm. A conundrum indeed! How…

Jordan Crawford 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

If you look closely at the thumbnail, it kind of looks like Jordan Crawford has two mouths. What, you want more of a description than that? Too bad, broseph. That thumbnail is description enough. There’s a reason that I make the thumbnails; because they are a part of the art I’m creating. These descriptions are…

Marvin Williams 27 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

Last season, by this time in the year, I was getting pissed at how many Marvin “W-Marv” Williams highlights I was having to do. The deal with W-Marv is that he doesn’t have any fans anymore. It seemed like he was scoring 22 every game, and every time he did I was forced to make…

Richaun Holmes Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

Who even needs Joel Embiid when you have a guy who does all the same things and isn’t a walking injury report? No one, that’s who, and especially not the Sixers. He shoots threes, he dunks, he blocks the bejabbers out of people, it’s all there. People aren’t quite as hyped for Richaun Holmes as…

Dante Exum Career High 22 Points Full Highlights (3/11/2017)

It’s really super great that Dante “Wrecks ‘Em” Exum has finally had a good scoring game in the NBA. All these years of waiting for Jazz fans has finally paid off. The future begins now, and I am so ultra stoked for Exum and all those who never stopped believing. Really, really happy. Wow. Just…

Ricky Rubio 17 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (3/10/2017)

I almost didn’t make this video because Ricky Rubio only shot 3-of-10 from the field and mostly used free throws to score his points. Since it is my well-publicized opinion that free throws are totally lame and boring and drag down the quality of any highlight video they appear in, I was tempted to say…

Brian Roberts 15 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2017)

Brian “Big Shot Rob” Roberts’ primary claim to fame is that he once led the league in free-throw percentage, shooting 94% from the free throw line. This was in the 2013-14 season when he played for a newly-christened Pelicans team who were without their starting point guard for most of the season (Jrue Holiday, who…

Khris Middleton 21 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2017)

So you replace a scoring-only, no-defense guy in Jabari Parker with a slightly less potent scorer, but significantly more capable defender in Khris Middleton, and the Bucks suddenly start to win games (five in a row now, the tank is unsalvageable). I love Jabari just as much as everybody else, but now that he’s dead…

Buddy Hield 18 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2017)

DownToBuck might have had a lapse of judgement last night. So I was watching the box score for the Wizards-Kings game and I saw that Buddy was having a pretty good first quarter. You know what happens when I see a dude score thirteen points in a quarter, my hype gets the better of me….