I’m still waiting patiently for Terrence Ross’ first dunk as a Magic. This is a slam dunk champion here. No reason that he shouldn’t be throwing down at least one heavy slamblam per contest. Serge Ibaka ended up being the reason Aaron Gordon wasn’t ever dunking it. Who is going to take the blame this…
Read MoreMonth: March 2017
Tyler Ulis 20 Points/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (3/5/2017)
Move over Isaiah Thomas. Suns fans all across the globe have a new (relatively) pint-sized firebrand occupying their hearts: Tyler Ulis. You talked a big (haha get it because you’re so short) game about getting a gift when they sent you to Boston, but your chokejob at the line and embarrassing late-game turnover have made…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 27 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (3/5/2017)
This video contains way more Brandon Jennings than I was expecting. Infinity percent more, because I wasn’t expecting any. Here’s how it goes usually for three-point shooters on the Wizards: stand outside the arc, and wait for John Wall to pass it to you so you can shoot it. That’s what I was expecting in…
Read MoreSean Kilpatrick 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
Sean “The Real Irish Kobe” Kilpatrick has not been playing well in the calendar year 2017, to the point where I assume that his new year’s resolution was to not care about basketball anymore and to focus on appearing in community theater productions or something. He shot 32% from three in January and then 34%…
Read MoreDTB’s Official NBA Power Rankings (Week 18)
EDITOR’S NOTE: Twelve teams went 2-2 this week, which made it impossible to enact drastic changes in the rankings. Sorry. This week’s biggest busts: Kings -5, Bulls -2, Knicks -2 This week’s biggest successes: Bucks +3, Hornets +3, too many teams +2 1. Golden State Warriors (50-11, 1-2 this week) (last week: #1 [2-0] +0)…
Read MoreJaMychal Green 20 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
OFFICIAL WAYS TO SPELL “JAMYCHAL” POWER RANKINGS 1. JaMychal 2. Jermichael 3. Jamichael 4. Jamychel 5. Jamichal 6. JeMichael 7. JaMychael [POWER GAP] 8. Jermycheal 9. Jemichyal 10. Jah’Michael [POWER ABYSS] 11. Tyrus Thomas
Read MoreKhris Middleton 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
Khris Middleton shed his “Diamond Dimes” moniker for this game, totaling zero assists as he decided that his teammates were unworthy of the high-quality dimes he would dime to them if he felt like it. Instead, he redonned his “Middrange” nickname, abusing the hapless dinosaur defenders with his savvy and smooth jumpshot skills. You know,…
Read MoreNicolas Batum 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
Just like that Kentavious Caldwell-Pope dude who’s a few videos back in my Big Ol’ List of Videos, Nic “I Hate Juan Carlos Navarro’s Balls” Batum suffers from serious consistency issues. He can have games like this one where he’s an effective shooter and a great passer, and then he can have games like the…
Read MoreChanning Frye 21 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
Austin Carr, the “crazy” half of the Cavs broadcasting duo, seemed very subdued for the entirety of the second half of this game. I didn’t go back to see how he sounded in the first half, but I have to imagine that he started the game with his usual pep and then had it slowly…
Read MoreClint Capela 24 Points Full Highlights (3/4/2017)
I don’t really have an opinion on Hack-a-whatever. I leave the opinions to the tryhards who care deeply about the rules of basketball. That said, Hack-a-Cap pretty much ruined my highlight video from a pacing perspective. It was proceeding along just fine with plenty of dunks and layups from the Capellmeister until the Grizzlies decided…
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