Jon Leuer attemped 23 field goals tonight, by far a career high. I don’t know what got into him. He was being guarded by short dudes way too much, which probably factored into his mindless (by his standards, not by Brandon Jennings standards) chucking. Also, his teammates were all sucking. One of the cardinal rules…
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Seth Curry 21 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
It really sucks that Stephen Curry isn’t having as good of a season as he is capable of, because his lackluster-ness is causing people to not care about Seth Curry as much as they should. Come on people! Seth is basically a legit third option on an NBA team right now. It might not be…
Read MoreErsan Ilyasova 18 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
After a steady 7-year stint with the Milwaukee Bucks, Ersan Ilyasova is now on his fifth team in two seasons. I don’t know. I liked him. A lot. Apparently, though, the idea of having Ersan on your team is better than the reality of having him on your team, hence the incessant trading. True stretch-fours…
Read MoreSerge Ibaka 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
The Raptors are going to make the playoffs. That much we know. They could lose most of the rest of their games and still make the 8th seed. Kyle Lowry is injured. We know that as well. He’s not coming back until the playoffs. Combine those two things. Are you thinking what I’m thinking? That’s…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 27 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
DTB’s Fun* Fact of the Day*: Bojan Bogdanovic is one of, if not the only, players to not be eligible to enter the Hall Of The Thirty-Point Scorers (official greeter: Carlos Delfino), but is allowed entry into the more prestigious Penthouse Of The Forty-Point Scorers. *DTB’s Fun Fact of the Day not guaranteed to be…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 13 Pts/14 Rebs/10 Asts Full Highlights (3/1/2017)
Attention Serbians: thank you for giving me back the snow you had stolen from me and all other Wisconsinites. After a couple days of blasphemously warm temperatures, I’m sitting here in maximum comfiness, my warmie sockies have been applied to my coldsie toesies, I have a mug of hot chocolate, and I’m looking out my…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Month (February 2017 Dunkilation)
The first BoingAlert workout was quite possibly the least enjoyable half-hour of Nick’s life. After he had finally muscled his bed and desk out of immediate range of his television, Nick had gone right to the first exercise of the DVD without any special preparation and without even changing out of his everyday jeans and…
Read MoreFrank Kaminsky 24 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
Take a look at the 0:50 mark of this video. More specifically, take a look at the clock. It’s just sitting there. Neither the game clock nor the shot clock are running down. Play continues like nothing is wrong, but something is obviously very wrong: Frank Kaminsky is using his powers of chronomancy, or time-manipulation,…
Read MoreJulius Randle 23 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
I think every single assist that Julius Randle got in this game was off a dribble handoff. No fancy passes in between defenders, no alley-oops, no cross-court bounces for easy dunks, just Julius dribbling his big body into the defender to act as a screen while his teammate shoots it. I mean, that’s a great…
Read MoreBojan Bogdanovic 16 Points Full Highlights (2/28/2017)
It’s only a matter of time before John Wall works his magic on Bojan Bogdanovic like he has done with every half-talented three-point-shooting small forward that he has played with. As Bogdanovic gets more and more comfortable with his new role, which is “stand in the corner and wait for Wall to find you, also…
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