Ian Clark floater game: on point. Ian Clark midrange game: on point. Ian Clark three-pointer game: on point. Ian Clark headband game: on point. Ian Clark dunk game: NOT ON POINT.
Come on man. No dunks this year? Only two in your entire career? We’re not talking about Luke Ridnour here. We’re talking about a reasonably athletic 6’3″ dude and you’re telling me he can’t even dunk it one time on a fast break? He’s probably had like ten dunk chances this year but each time instead of dunking he shot a floater from eight feet out. At the end of this very game Clark got the ball with four seconds left and nobody was even trying to play defense, yet he just stood there with the ball until the clock expired. That would have been a perfect time to dunk it but it’s like he panicked and froze up.
I had grand plans for an Ian Clark dunkilation this season but it’s not going to happen, it CAN’T happen, if there are no dunks to include in it. YouTube does not let me upload videos that are zero seconds long. I hope Ian reads this so he knows how important this is to me. A floater-ilation is out of the question. I demand dunks.
Dunks for the dunk god. Dunks for the dunk god. Dunks for the dunk god.