April 14, 2017 – Page 2

Spencer Hawes 15 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I said I was gonna do Spencer Hawes highlights, so here we are. I’m a man of my word. I could be doing my taxes or something else important, but I’m sitting here typing out words for a Hawesian vid that no one will watch because everyone hates this dude for having political opinions. I…

Rashad Vaughn 14 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Underrated tanking move of the year for Jason Kidd: having a dude who has taken only four free-throws THE ENTIRE YEAR attempt a technical. That’s the kind of next-level stuff that I’ve come to expect from the elite coaches of the NBA. Now, why the Bucks would want to tank at this point in the…

Reggie Bullock Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Someone who is really smart, way smarter than me, could probably figure out what percentage of career-highs come in the last game of the season. Calculating the answer would require math, I bet, and it would also require some sort of list of NBA players and their performances. There. I did like half the work…

Tyus Jones 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Tyus Jones: better than Kris Dunn? Timberwolves fans seem to think so, and I can’t say that I disagree. Just look at that assist-to-turnover ratio! Everyone knows that that ratio is one of the best ways to assess the value of point guards, and Jones’ is way better than Dunn’s. It’s easy to complain about…

Clint Capela 22 Points/3 Blocks/7 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I’m pretty sure that the only way I could ever get the NBA highlight viewing populace at large to watch Clint Capela highlight videos would be to blatantly lie in the video title. I could either embellish the stats (16 dunks? 42 points? 13 blocks? 5 assists? any of those would be outlandish enough to…

Willie Cauley-Stein 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Do you know what a metamorphosis is? Think back to your elementary school science classes. At some point during that period of your life, during which you spent most of your time picking your nose and eating dirt on the playground, you probably learned about this term. You at least learned about how caterpillars turn…

Archie Goodwin 20 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Archie Goodwin’s final averages for his time with the Brooklyn Nets this season: 8/2/2 on 56% shooting in fifteen minutes per game. That’s something to build on, but then again, Archie Goodwin repeatedly has had seasons that are worth building on, and he has yet to do any actual building. Next year with the Nets…

Nicolas Brussino 15 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

Nicolas Brussino probably needs to work on some things in the off-season. His shot is there, the passing is there, but the consistency isn’t. I’ll let Mavs fans and Argentinians worry about those things, though. I’m not a player development coach. I’m just concerned about one major thing: Nico’s ability to grow facial hair. A…

Alex Poythress 18 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

One would think that Alex Poythress’ strong finish to the season would guarantee him a spot on the Sixers next year. I mean, he probably will be on the team next year, but whenever I think of promising young Sixers who were dumped to the wayside, I think of one guy: Henry Sims. Also Hollis…

Kris Dunn 10 Points/16 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)

I don’t have time to write a funny description story for this Kris Dunn video (TOO MANY SCRUBLIGHTS ON THE LAST DAY OF THE SEASON) but here’s a rough outline of what would have happened: Kris Dunn is in bed reading his kindle, and when he decides to go to sleep he is awakened by…