I said I was gonna do Spencer Hawes highlights, so here we are. I’m a man of my word. I could be doing my taxes or something else important, but I’m sitting here typing out words for a Hawesian vid that no one will watch because everyone hates this dude for having political opinions.
I like Hawes. He’s a funny player, a unique player, a player that provides more entertainment than average. His flat-ass three-pointers, his dipsy-doo post moves, his white-big-man passing ability, his manbun (or, when he’s sitting on the bench in a suit, his shoulder-length flowing locks). Combine all those together in one package and you have a player unlike any other. Not an actually good player, but a player. He’s not gonna get to play in the playoffs, probably, but he brought a certain flair to Bucks games at the end of the season that will not be forgotten.