I’ve been crossing a lot of names off my to-do list as the curtains begin to fall on the 2016-17 season. Treveon Graham, Quinn Cook, Darrun Hilliard… Shabazz Napier? I thought this was a mistake at first, that I’d merely forgotten to cross off his name when I did an earlier video. But no! I’ve…
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Kevin Seraphin 17 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
This video contains Kevin Seraphin scoring 17 points. That’s what the title says, and the title is not lying to you like most YouTube vid titles these days. They’re the usual Seraphin-style points too. Some hooks, an unexpectedly-wet midrange J, a dunk. Nothing unusual, but pretty satisfying if that’s what you’re into. But the real…
Read MoreTreveon Graham 12 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
My ambitious pre-season goal of “Make highlights of every Hornets player except for Kemba Walker” is now, theoretically, one step closer to completion with the uploadment of this Treveon Graham video. However, it is already a fruitless effort; Ramon Sessions has gone un-highlighted by me so far, and he’s out for the season. Remember, one…
Read MoreAlex Poythress 15 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
Alex “Poythrees” Poythress did not strike me, on first inspection, as a three-point shooter. Had I inspected deeper, I would have discovered that he shot threes in the D-League, but I did not. So this performance comes as a total surprise to me. It probably does to you as well, unless you’ve been following this…
Read MoreJerian Grant 17 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
Okay, now I REALLY regret wasting my time with those two “Jerian Grant 15 Points/5 Assists” videos. Those vids barely got any views in the first place, and now their view counts are locked in place for all time, because no one could conceivably ever want to watch them ever again. I mean, it’s not…
Read MoreKyle Korver 18 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
The Cavaliers lose again. Is LeBron’s parting gift to Miami a promise that he will never suit up in that arena again? Seems like it. So at least in this one, Cleveland’s intent was to lose, which makes it not as traumatizing as those other ones. Kyle Korver did the most Korver-y stuff tonight than…
Read MoreTimothe Luwawu-Cabarrot Career High 24 Points Full Highlights (4/10/2017)
This career-high performance by Timothe Luwawu-Cabarrot marks the 5th time in 6 games that he has lead his team in scoring. See? I can be a fancy-pants professional sports journalist just like those other dudes with their fancy-pants stats and professionalism. No problemo. Would a talentless hack who only writes BS for YouTube video descriptions…
Read MoreBen McLemore 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Soon Ben McLemore will go to a team that’s not the Suckramento Kings and we can see how he plays when he’s not trapped on a cursed franchise that destroys the careers of every young player they come across. It’s been four long seasons of McLemore not reaching his potential and now we will find…
Read MoreT.J. Warren 21 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
I wouldn’t have made this video except for the fact that T.J. “Warren Peace” Warren went eight of eight from the field, which is a somewhat interesting achievement. Clint Capela also did the very same thing last night, but since he only shoots from within four feet of the rim, that’s not even interesting or…
Read MoreClint Capela 18 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Clint Capela is in the same class of centers as DeAndre Jordan, Rudy Gobert, and Tyson Chandler. All he does is soak up alley-oops like a coral sucking up polluted ocean water. The difference with Capela is that, somehow, nobody cares about him at all. He’s scoring 12 PPG (the same as DeAndre Jordan) on…
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