“Hey Georgie, I got something you can help me out with,” Ty Lawson said. Georgios Papagiannis looked down at his much smaller teammate and smiled naively. “Yes, I help you. What is it?” Ty Lawson took out a wad of crumpled twenty-dollar bills from his pocket and held them out to the rookie. “I need…
Read MoreMonth: April 2017
Tyler Ennis 20 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
I think, at this point, what needs to happen is Jeanie Buss needs to go steal an armored combat vehicle from a nearby military base and drive it right through the walls of the Lakers’ locker room while the players are getting ready. She should also probably fire the turret a few times to get…
Read MoreNicolas Brussino 11 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Nicolas Brussino has certainly showed some flashes of skill in his rookie season. He can shoot sometimes and lately he’s been passing a little bit too. He went undrafted just like me so there weren’t a ton of expectations placed on him, other than me expecting that he would be the next Carlos Delfino on…
Read MoreRon Baker 11 Points/8 Assists/1 Dunk Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
DownToBuck’s InterneTip of the Day for Fledgling Highlight Channels: if the player you are highlighting dunked the ball, put “1 Dunk” or similar in the part of the video title where you are listing their relevant stats. If they dunked it more than once, feel free to put “2 Dunks”, replacing “2” with however many…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 14 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
It’s a real shame that one of my greatest nickname creations has to be wasted on a player like Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock. I’m sure if you put him in my pickup games he’d dominate like no other (if he could pry the ball away from that dude who NEVER passes), but in…
Read MoreDarrun Hilliard 13 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
I’d like to take this moment and apologize to all the subscribers I gained when I posted that vid of Devin Booker scoring 70 points. It’s my bad for misleading you all. You guys probably thought I was going to be uploading more vids of good players on my channel. A reasonable assumption, but totally…
Read MoreDerrick Jones 15 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
OFFICIAL BEST THINGS ABOUT THE SUNS BEING AWFUL POWER RANKINGS 1. Derrick Jones dunking all over the heckin’ place 2. Devin Booker 70 3. Tyler Ulis/Alan Williams pick-and-roll chemistry 4. I hate Brandon Knight 5. Jarell Eddie had a good game 6. More angry dunks by Marquese Chriss 7. Elijah Millsap is back! —— 55….
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 21 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Believe me or don’t, but this is Yogi Ferrell’s second-best scoring game after that 9-triple outburst he had on national TV. That game really messed with people’s perceptions of him, maybe irreversibly. And who can blame them? Unless you’re a Mavs fan or a ravenous highlights-consumer or a fantasy-fanatic, literally the only thing you’ve seen…
Read MoreJarrod Uthoff 12 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Several months of highlights, over 1500 vids worth, featuring endless career-highs and season-highs and actually mostly just a whole bunch of crap, it’s all been leading up to this. Jarrod Uthoff scoring 12 points in the NBA. This is why DownToBuck exists. Do you feel it? The feeling of a brand-new scrub asserting himself in…
Read MoreBobby Brown 16 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2017)
Bobby Brown is an NBA player. He was apparently still in the league around the time I started actually caring about scrubs in the NBA, but I don’t remember any of his earlier stint. At all. Does anyone? He was on four different teams in his only previous two years, so maybe there’s a handful…
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