“Dear Diary, I really hate Jonas Valanciunas. Every time I think I’ve finally done it, every time I think I’ve successfully ruined his career, he comes in and has one of his so-called “good games” that sets back all my progress. I am so tired of looking at that guy’s dumb beard and stupid face…
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J.J. Redick 25 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2017)
File this one under “J.J. Redick Classics”. Not because it was a particularly good game from J.J., but because it followed the formula that we’re so used to seeing from him: good first half (in this case, eighteen points), then disappears in the second half. Why? Why? Why? If J.J. could consistently recreate his outstanding…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 19 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2017)
I previously said that if the Pacers don’t face the Cavaliers in the first round and Lance Stephenson blows in LeBron’s ear again, I will consider this whole season a waste. I recant that position. Partially. Another acceptable alternative is if the Heat and Cavs battle in the first round with the Heat sweeping the…
Read MoreTyler Ulis 20 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2017)
OFFICIAL TYLERS OF THE NBA POWER RANKINGS 1. Tyler Honeycutt (this dude has so much upside I swear to god) 2. Tyler Johnson 3. Tyler Hansbrough (what even happened to him) 4. Tyler Ulis 5. Tyler Zeller 6. Tyler Ennis —-BONUS TYLER—- 7. Jeremy Tyler
Read MoreTyler Ennis Career High 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (4/5/2017)
Add Tyler Ennis to the ever-growing “Players who the Bucks traded and then they became really good and the Bucks are stupid and I hate them” list. Put him right there between Jodie Meeks and Tobias Harris. Ennis showed some stuff in Milwaukee towards the end of last season, but not enough for them not…
Read MoreDavis Bertans 14 Points Full Highlights (4/5/2017)
With a shot form as nice as Davis Bertans’, it’s a wonder that he ever misses threes. At least, the stats say he misses them. If you only watch my highlight vids, you’ve never actually seen anything except makes from him. If that’s the case, don’t let the stats fool you, and continue living in…
Read MoreJames Johnson 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (4/5/2017)
James Johnson is now, officially, a three-point shooter. Before tonight, he was a “guy who shoots threes”. There is a distinction, and if you don’t know what it is, I’m not going to explain it to you. Figure it out yourself, dummy. Six made threes is the official delimiter between those two categories of players,…
Read MoreNikola Jokic 12 Points/9 Assists/5 Steals Full Highlights (4/5/2017)
Much like people wouldn’t care about Russell Westbrook’s season if he wasn’t averaging a triple-double, people won’t care about this game because Nikola Jokic was a single assist short of one. Realistically, it was about as good of a performance has some of his other triple-doubles, but that doesn’t matter. What matters is if the…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 13 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)
Whose fault is it that Mario Hezonja had a disappointing sophomore season in the NBA? There are arguments to be made for both sides. OFFICIAL REASONS WHY IT COULD BE MARIO’S FAULT: -It’s his job to play well -He got benched for not playing well, plain and simple -His hair flops around on his head,…
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 24 Points Full Highlights (4/4/2017)
The good thing about making Shabazz Muhammad highlights is that you’ll never have to worry about him having gotten too many assists. His season high in assists is two. Two assists. He’s so bad at passing that one of the Timberwolves commentators went in on him HARD after he charged his way into a turnover…
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