Good news Timberwolves fans! This was possibly your last time seeing Shabazz Muhammad in a Timberwolves jersey! If everything goes right during the offseason, you won’t have to watch him not pass the ball ever again. Well, you’ll still have to watch him whenever the team that signs him next plays Minnesota, but that’s doable….
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Gerald Green 18 Points/3 Dunks Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
With this game, Gerald Green has increased his dunk total for the season from 5 to 8. There will be no dunkilation. He’s still got the hops. Maybe not as many hops as he had in his first year in Phoenix (go watch the dunkilation from that season RIGHT NOW), but he can still get…
Read MoreIsh Smith 20 Points/10 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
You know how many people care right now that Ish Smith had 20 and 10? None. None people. The Pistons season is over, and all their fans are trying to forget right now that it ever happened. They liked Ish, and maybe they’d care if this happened a month ago, but they definitely don’t care…
Read MoreSheldon McClellan Career High 18 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
I didn’t want to have to do Sheldon McClellan highlights again this year, because I didn’t want to have to decide if I would use his old name or his new name “Sheldon Mac”. That’s a lot of pressure to put on a lowly highlight-compiler, having to decide which name is “correct”. Legally, he’s now…
Read MoreJustin Holiday 20 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
I guess you could say that Justin… is taking… a… HOLIDAY! HAHAHAHA! WOOOOOOOOO!
Read MoreElfrid Payton 21 Points/13 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
These are the last Elfrid Payton highlights of the season. Finally. This guy is incapable of having a good game that doesn’t result in an overlong vid. Too many assists, for one thing. Can he tone down the passing a bit next season? Another thing, not enough threes. The good thing about threes is that…
Read MoreSpencer Hawes 15 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
I said I was gonna do Spencer Hawes highlights, so here we are. I’m a man of my word. I could be doing my taxes or something else important, but I’m sitting here typing out words for a Hawesian vid that no one will watch because everyone hates this dude for having political opinions. I…
Read MoreRashad Vaughn 14 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
Underrated tanking move of the year for Jason Kidd: having a dude who has taken only four free-throws THE ENTIRE YEAR attempt a technical. That’s the kind of next-level stuff that I’ve come to expect from the elite coaches of the NBA. Now, why the Bucks would want to tank at this point in the…
Read MoreReggie Bullock Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
Someone who is really smart, way smarter than me, could probably figure out what percentage of career-highs come in the last game of the season. Calculating the answer would require math, I bet, and it would also require some sort of list of NBA players and their performances. There. I did like half the work…
Read MoreTyus Jones 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (4/12/2017)
Tyus Jones: better than Kris Dunn? Timberwolves fans seem to think so, and I can’t say that I disagree. Just look at that assist-to-turnover ratio! Everyone knows that that ratio is one of the best ways to assess the value of point guards, and Jones’ is way better than Dunn’s. It’s easy to complain about…
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