Jonathon Simmons highlight videos just aren’t the same if they don’t feature the San Antonio commentators. The excitement of Simmons’ drives to the hoop is made less exciting by the absence of that one guy yelling “OH MAMA…the JUICE!!!!” while the other guy chuckles uncontrollably like he smoked a huge doobie before the game. I got so tired of listening to Reggie Miller’s commentary in this one that I actually had to provide my own commentary while I was making the video just to preserve my sanity.
The final uploaded product contains the original commentary, but if you PayPal me nine-hundred US American dollars (coincidentally the amount I’m going to be short on rent this month), I’ll send you the file that has my commentary in it. It may or may not contain the meows of my soft little kitty Japurri Purrker, who was impatiently waiting for his food while this video was being made. Sorry Japurri, highlights are my first priority.