This is what you’ve been waiting for. The scrubbiest scrubs in the NBA, making shots. Every player shown in this video made 55 field goals or less. Hell yeah. 0:09 – I’m not sure Jeff Withey even touched this ball. 0:52 – This is the first, but not the last, player in the video where…
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Every NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2016-17 Season Full-ilation Part III)
Part three of my full-ilation is subtitled “entering the void of lesser talent” because we’ve gotten to the point where some of these guys can’t even be called “role players” anymore. Diehard DTB adherents should recognize these dudes, but casual peasants might be confused by some of the names. That’s okay. You’re free to leave…
Read MoreEvery NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2016-17 Season Full-ilation Part II)
This is part two of my video series displaying every player’s first converted field goal in the 2016-17 season. Part one was already getting towards some scrubby players by the end; part two continues that downward trend. If you like role-players, part two is pretty much the best part of them all. Just as in…
Read MoreEvery NBA Player’s First Field Goal This Season (2016-17 Season Full-ilation Part I)
Welcome to part one of my bold, forward-looking new series where I display the first made shot of every player who converted a field goal this season, starting with the most prolific shot-maker and ending with the most marginal scrub in the NBA. I have dubbed it a “full-ilation”, because what could be more “full”…
Read MoreDTB’s Top 100 Dunks of the 2016-17 NBA Season (2016-17 Season Dunkilation)
As Jennifer ran towards him after his successful dunk, Nick’s mind was a blur, and most of the myriad thoughts racing through his head were some variation on the idea that he had never, ever, in his entire life, kissed a girl. The nervous sickness that he had banished before the attempt had returned in…
Read MoreDTB’s Best NBA Dunks of the Playoffs (2016-17 Playoff Dunkilation)
“Where’s Nick anyway?” Jake asked the assembled group of friends who were sitting in the bleachers, waiting for the pep rally to start. “It’s like he doesn’t even want to see the cheerleaders bounce around and do flips. That’s like the best part.” Jake lecherously eyed the perkily hopping cheer members, who were attempting to…
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