T.J. Warren 27 Points Full Highlights (10/25/2017)

Has anyone else’s local McDonalds totally mangled the value menu? It used to be so good, and I was in a rush tonight, so I stopped over. There wasn’t even a McDouble on it! I’m pretty sure it’s against the law for McDonalds locations to not serve McDoubles. I’m not even mad any more about the whole Jalapeno Double thing. That was a long time ago. But they could’ve at least kept the Buffalo Ranch McChicken.

Nope. Instead, it was basically order regular cheeseburgers or GTFO. No wonder people don’t want to go there anymore. No one wants Sriracha this or Avocado that or some BS “premium” sandwich. They want cheap food that sucks but is cheap. That’s what I wanted, and that’s what I could hardly get. The fries were cold as frickin’ Antarctica too. You better believe I’m doing the survey they have on the receipts, and I’m gonna tear them a new butthole.

T.J. Warren scored 27 points tonight as the Suns proved that maybe they aren’t the worst team ever in the history of the NBA, but there are greater things to worry about. I’m writing a big long comment on the “comments” section of the survey, and I’m letting them have it. You can take a man’s Jalapeno Double, but you can’t take his McDouble, and that’s the truth.

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