Nemanja “Buhjellicka” Bjelica, coming into this game, was the best three-point shooter in the league. According to stats, obviously. Not, you know, the actual best three-point shooter in the league. Only a really insane Serbophile would believe that. Bjelica was 4 of 5, 80 percent, tied with Jamal Crawford and Mario Hezonja for tops among…
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Bojan Bogdanovic 19 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
Lost in the frenzy of a whole bunch of players doing really good is all the players who are kind of sucking so far this year. Like Bojan Bogdanovic. Admit it: you forgot that the better Bogdanovic was even on the Pacers. Don’t lie to me. I know when you saw this vid you were…
Read MoreAaron Gordon Career High 41 Points Full Highlights (10/24/2017)
Standing in the alley that ran past the back of the hospital, Aaron Gordon nervously adjusted his disguise as he loitered in what he hoped was an innocuous manner. From spending the past several days discreetly observing the area, he knew that this alley was where doctors often took their smoke breaks. Now he just…
Read MoreJohnny O’Bryant 14 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
Johnny “Irish Kobe” O’Bryant makes his long-awaited return to Brew City, this time donning the Hornets’ teal and purple. In a performance fueled by a deep-seated desire for revenge, he torches his former team to the tune of 14 points and 2 big middle fingers. There are a lot of players who I wish the…
Read MoreJohn Collins 14 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
If I’m gonna keep doing John Collins highlights, I’m gonna need more midrange jimbos. A lot more. Wasn’t that one of the things he was supposed to be able to do coming into the league? Even if it wasn’t, I bet he shoots them ALL the time in practice, so no reason he can’t be…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 19 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
We’re a week into the season now, and De’Aaron Fox has yet to have a bad game. And it’s not like the Kings have had one of those weeks where the schedule-makers are like “let’s just take a dump all over the fans that want to actually see their team play”. Four games already, and…
Read MoreDanny Green 17 Points/5 Blocks Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
Official video title that YouTube wouldn’t let me have because of their oppressive corporate practices that are antithetical to functioning democracy: Danny Green 17 Points/4 Blocks/1 Strip That Should Never Ever Count As A Block Because The Ball Didn’t Even Get Above DeRozan’s Nuts Full Highlights (10/23/2017)”. YouTube is censoring my opinion, and I don’t…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 21 Points Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
Josh Richardson played extremely well as a rookie, then, with an increased role in his second year, his raw totals went up but his efficiency went down. Despite dropping from 45% shooting to 39% shooting, the Heat gave him a fat extension that sees him receiving a cool ten million per year until 2022. That’s…
Read MoreWayne Ellington 20 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
When Wayne “Beef W” Ellington dropped nineteen points in the second quarter alone, you know what I was doing? I was planning a major expansion of the Wayne Ellington shrine that I have in my closet. The shrine consists of a number of intricately-carved wooden totems dedicated to the Waynemaker, and before every game of…
Read MoreGarrett Temple Career High 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (10/23/2017)
“That,” Garrett Temple announced as he walked into the Kings’ locker room after the game, “Is how you take over a game of basketball.” He ignored the cold stares of his teammates as he flumped down at his seat and began removing his shoes. “Uh, you missed the game-tying free throw and then we lost,”…
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