So it’s sort of embarrassing to admit, but I actually didn’t know that there was a guy named Tyler Dorsey in the league until I saw his name pop up on my list of potential scrublights (that’s “scrub highlights”) for today. In honor of his total anonymity and obscurity, I have compiled a list of all known facts about this enigmatic enigma, this “Tyler Dorsey”:
-His name is Tyler Dorsey
-He’s not Joey Dorsey (I can tell because he’s shorter and not as wide)
-He plays for the Atlanta Hawks
-He hadn’t scored any points before last night
-He plays basketball
-He would average 14/2/2 as a second option in Europe
-He managed to bamboozle me with his existence, shattering my faith in my encyclopedic knowledge of current NBA affairs
-He has forced me into a self-imposed exile and this will be my final video on this channel