The Daylight Savings Time switch always messes with me. For all you Euros out there, Daylight Savings Time is basically a mind-control scheme conceived by politicians who want to legislate the very concept of time itself. 2+2=5 and what have you. It’s bull poo, but if you want to be on time for things, you…
Read MoreDay: November 5, 2017
Dennis Smith Jr. 18 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2017)
OFFICIAL NBA PLAYERS WHOSE NAMES SOUND LIKE A BANKER’S POWER RANKINGS 1. Harrison Barnes 2. Dennis Smith Jr. 3. Alec Peters 4. David West 5. Ryan Anderson 6. Guerschon Yabusele 7. Jake Layman POWER GAP 419. Montrezl Harrell 420. Kentavious Caldwell-Pope 421. Giannis Antetokounmpo
Read MoreAvery Bradley 24 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2017)
Watching Avery Bradley just isn’t the same anymore. I love the Pistons commentators, George Blaha is the GOAT as far as I’m concerned, but there was something special about listening to Tommy Heinsohn croak out “Ayveree Brahdlee” whenever he did something exciting. Bradley’s game isn’t the most exciting for me (although he seems to be…
Read MoreDenzel Valentine 16 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2017)
If you are doubting the highlight-worthiness of this performance, I’ll leave you with this fact: this is the second most points Denzel Valentine has scored in a real life regular-season NBA game against real life NBA defenders who were actually trying to stop him. I know! It surprised me as well. For winning all those…
Read MorePatrick Beverley 23 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2017)
Patrick Beverley looks really old. Old and sad. I don’t know how old he actually is, but that thumbnail makes him look 40. And look at that hangdog expression. Man. It’s like he just found out that Russell Westbrook won MVP. Or maybe something about playing in Ukraine is supremely taxing on the body and…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 14 Points Full Highlights (11/4/2017)
When Bogdan Bogdanovic scored 9 points in the first quarter, I refused to let myself get hyped. I’ve been burned too many times by players who start out hot and then fizzle out quickly. Sure, sometimes you get a player who continues scoring the whole game and ends up with 30 or 40, but most…
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