Joe Harris 19 Points Full Highlights (11/14/2017)

If rival GM’s are paying attention, which they almost certainly are, there’s a good chance that Joe Harris has solidified his position in the NBA for the next decade with his play these past two seasons. Every GM sits in his office every day wishing that his team had a deadeye catch-and-shoot guy who can run off screens and not require much space to count as “open”, but they despair over the fact that there aren’t many guys like that in the league at any one time. So, in between furtive porn-viewing sessions and less furtive “write every trade target on a big whiteboard” sessions, these guys are on the lookout for anybody who might fit that mold of shooter.

Joe Harris fits that mold perfectly, and his services will be in high demand after his dinky $1.5 million contract comes due at the end of this season. If GM’s aren’t falling all over themselves to get their team a slice of hot Joe Harris action, Mr. Harris should look into firing his agent, because he’s the one type of player that there should always be a market for. If he does fire his agent at any point, can he please hire me instead to be his agent? In the last two paragraphs I proved I have substantial knowledge of how NBA free agency works, and my rates are super cheap. And I’m just a cool dude to hang out with, unlike all those insufferable agent types. Please consider.

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