Tomas Satoransky is officially the most sinister-looking player in the NBA. I don’t know who he dethroned to take that title, but he definitely has it now. I had forgotten how evil he looks, it’s been a long time since he got his one and only vid on my channel. The question is not if…
Read MoreDay: November 30, 2017
Dario Saric 24 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
It’s getting cold outside. That’s what winter means in my neck of the woods, but that doesn’t mean it doesn’t suck. Humans didn’t evolve all this way just so that we could walk outside in November and be at risk of death. And it’s just going to get colder. Dammit. Aren’t we supposed to be…
Read MoreMaxi Kleber 16 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
Maxi Kleber is already so much better than Tim Ohlbrecht (the previous “next Dirk”) that it’s making me, paradoxically, a little sad. Happy as well, but also sad. I was told directly, by high-ranking Houston Rockets officials, that Ohlbrecht was “the ultimate player, perfectly suited to the NBA game, in the mold of Dirk Nowitzki…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 27 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
I’ve lost track of how much money is “a lot” in the NBA these days, what with the wildly inflating cap space that teams have to play with. But 26 million for Jrue Holiday seems like it would qualify. Not only is he getting that this year, but he’s getting that for the next four…
Read MoreJosh Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
Josh Jackson played 8 minutes and scored 0 points last game against the Bulls. If they are able to, Suns fans will have to tell me why such a thing could be allowed to happen. This isn’t Troy Daniels we’re talking about. This is Josh Jackson. The 4th overall pick. Maybe on a team that…
Read MoreAaron Gordon 40 Points Full Highlights (11/29/2017)
In a previous Khris Middleton video I had debuted my new proprietary advanced stat which totally revolutionized the statistical nerddom landscape, a stat that clearly separated good players from bad ones. It was actually more of a list than a stat, but I still think it’s pretty accurate. I have now updated my stat for…
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