If you want to see Dewayne Dedmon hit three triples in an officially-sanction NBA game, click on this video. If you want do not want to see Dewayne Dedmon hit three triples in an officially-sanction NBA game, do not click on this video. That’s all there is to it. Seeing Dedmon can a trifecta of…
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Frank Mason 11 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
I will, as long as George Hill is on the Kings roster, express bewilderment over why they signed him. I’ve analyzed this topic before, and I can’t gain any insight on it at all. It simply doesn’t make sense. The only explanation I can come up with is that the Kings’ FO deliberately sets out…
Read MoreRondae Hollis-Jefferson 20 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
20 points for Rondae Hollis-Jefferson sounds pretty good, yeah? It does. I agree. But what if I told you that there was something about these 20 points that would get you even more hyped? Believe it: Hollis-Jefferson scored 20 points tonight, in a SINGLE HALF. If he had done this in the first half, I’d…
Read MoreJoe Harris 18 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Unlike some other individual performances that occurred last night, this one is definitely, unambiguously, and unarguably a REVENGE GAME. You know why? I’ll tell you why. The Cavaliers never really gave Joe Harris the chance he deserved. At least, that’s how I remember it. It’s possible they gave him chances and he sucked during his…
Read MoreDerrick Favors 23 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
The pattern in the past few games makes my hunch into something more than a hunch. It makes it into a certainty. The certainty is this: Rudy Gobert was STUNTING Derrick Favors on the Jazz. Not only was Gobert STUNTING Favors, but Gobert was RUINING Favors’ CAREER. There can only be one course of action….
Read MoreZach Randolph 22 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
I have a new theory on how Zach Randolph can continue to be successful even in his advanced age and with his non-existent athleticism. Brace yourselves. This is going to rock the basketball world. Nobody can guard Zach Randolph because he’s so fat that they just roll off him. Like literally roll off him. They…
Read MoreDion Waiters 26 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Dion “Negative Win Shares” Waiters might have been a total chuckmaster in this game (11 of 24, woooo!), but whatever bad will he had accumulated during the course of the game was immediately and authoritatively nullified by his big-time slammy-jam with less than a minute to go in the game. It was a good thing…
Read MoreMarco Belinelli 20 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
I think science may have disproved the concept of a “hot hand”, but I don’t care. Remember, Insane Clown Posse informed us quite succinctly that scientists are lying and getting me pissed, so anything science comes up with could be wrong, and they could very easily “disprove” things that actually exist. So, regardless of what…
Read MoreTerrence Ross 22 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Question for non-Magic fans: when was the last time you heard anything about Terrence Ross? Was it sometime this season? Personally, I haven’t seen any article or reference to this guy since sometime near the end of last season, when he was averaging a career-best in points per game for the Magic after he got…
Read MoreTaj Gibson 24 Points Full Highlights (11/22/2017)
Taj Gibson walked to his locker after the game and felt his heart immediately drop. His stuff had been gone through. The contents of his bag were strewn in the immediate area, but there was one thing he didn’t immediately see among the assortment of empty energy bar wrappers, crusty old socks, and fast-food receipts:…
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