It’s an undeniable fact that Myles “Pineapple Head” Turner’s jumpshot is among the prettiest in the league, and right now I’m talking about ALL players, not just big dudes. When the ball drops through the net after achieving the perfect amount of arc and velocity, you can feel, for a split second, that the universe has entered a state of perfect equilibrium. Then Andre Drummond starts lumbering back up the court and the equilibrium is broken. But you feel that harmony when it happens, and wish that Turner could just hit jumpshots all day without Victor “MIP” Oladipo and Darren “Hits his Girlfriend” Collison taking up shot attempts.
Every time Turner shoot one of these things, I think to myself, “that jumpshot deserves some sort of compilation, a jumper-ilation if you will.” However, I’m not quite sure if I have the motivation to make a Myles Turner jumper-ilation, given the large amount of other -ilations I have to make. A simple “All Hail Lord DownToBuck” left in the comments would make such a compilation much more likely to come to fruition.