Kyle “Fourth-Quarter Clutch Master Supremo” Korver lived up to his nickname and was clutch in the fourth quarter tonight, scoring 14 of his 19 points. Problem was, LeBenched Blames left him to try and make up a 31-point deficit. No amount of clutch shooting could’ve made up so many points, but being a good teammate (unlike some other players who will go unnamed), Korver tried his best.
But wait, there’s more! In addition to the 19 points and five triples, he dished out five dimes as well, showing that maybe he should be the point-forward instead of LeBenched? And these weren’t lame swing passes for threes. He actually set up his teammates for good looks, unlike LeBenched, who just passes it to people and glares at them until they shoot it so he can pad his stats.