Normally I come down hard on rookies whose advanced stats aren’t very good. Especially if everyone seems to think that they are good. Not so with De’Aaron Fox. By all traditional/untraditional metrics he isn’t doing well this season, but for some reason I still like him. I think it’s because he started the season off hot. He fooled me with those early games, slanting my perception of him forever.
So, in the interest of fairness and impartiality, I have some words for him: you really suck bro. You suck and I hate you and 17 and 10 is a bad statline and you should feel bad for getting it. How anyone could think you are a good player is completely beyond me. Because you suck and are a total scrubust (scrub bust). You were the worst backup point guard the Kings ever had, which is saying a lot because the last one they had beat his girlfriend, but now you are the worst starting point guard they ever had. Your hair is stupid, but not as stupid as your brain.
There we go. Should make up for all the positive things I said about him in the past.