Rondae Hollis-Jefferson scoring 22 points and getting 7 assists is like a nightmare scenario for me. I already don’t care that much for RHJ, his game is unaesthetic (save those shoulder shimmies he does before free throws) and my position on assists is well-known. And when I say nightmare scenario, I really mean nightmare here.
OFFICIAL NIGHTMARES THAT DTB HAS POWER RANKINGS
1. I’m trapped in a museum filled with naked mannequins and there’s no exit
2. There are thousands of huge spiders crawling all over the floor and I’m standing on my chair as more of them pour out of the ceiling
3. Rondae Hollis-Jefferson puts up a 22/7 statline that involves free-throws
4. I’m trapped in a weird hotel where all the elevators go to random places and the upscale hallways are all warped and shifted and there’s no exit here either
5. I’m back at high school but the layout of the building is all different and I can’t find any of my classes, so I try to go back to the main office to get my class schedule, but I can’t find that either, and for some reason it’s night and everything is really dark
6. I’m driving on slippery ice-covered roads and my brakes don’t work and for some reason I can barely see over the steering wheel, and I’m just about to crash full-speed into an oncoming car before I wake up
7. [BONUS LATE ENTRY] A violent F5 tornado (or tornadoes) is totally destroying everything and, in a panic, I’m trying to drive away in a car while watching stuff get torn up
You guys should leave comments with your own nightmares so we can have a group therapy session and wonder why our brains are so screwed up.