I want to give a shout-out to my mans Darren Collison for hitting nothing but jumpshots last night. I would also like to award Collison with a secondary shout-out for only getting three assists, which means I only had to show his scoring in this video. He receives an unheard-of THIRD shout-out for not shooting…
Read MoreDay: January 19, 2018
Clint Capela 20 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
“Hey Clint, we need you to do a huge favor for us.” Clint looked up from his phone to see Trevor Ariza, James Harden, and Gerald Green standing in front of him. All of them wore identical looks of determination on their faces. “Uh, sure. Maybe. What’s up?” “Trevor here says that he knows of…
Read MoreTyus Jones 13 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
Tyus Jones is currently sixteenth in the league in Real Plus-Minus, which only proves to me that some secret cabal of stat-heads huddled in the deepest recesses of the ESPN headquarters invented RPM because they love Tyus Jones and hate Jeff Teague. But this secret cabal couldn’t make the numbers lie that much, because Teague…
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 19 Points Full Highlights (1/18/2018)
I’ve been spoiled. After a recent NBA altercation where an actual punch was thrown, this skirmish between Jusuf Nurkic and Victor Oladipo seemed kind of weak. No one got ejected, all that happened was that Nurkic said some words while getting in Oladipo’s face and then Oladipo pushed him away. Lame. I prefer my sports…
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