That’s it. I’ve run out of stuff to say about Donovan Mitchell, here in the 23rd highlight video I’ve done for him this season. All avenues of inquiry/analysis/discussion have been traversed and followed to their conclusion. The only thing left to talk about is what he actually did in this game; theoretically, this 26-point highlight vid is a collection of all-new buckets by Mitchell. I’m not convinced. Those three-pointers looked a lot, and I mean A LOT, like some of the the other ones he’s hit this year. Can we really be sure that the universe didn’t simply replay those threes to trick us into thinking he had more points than he did?
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I’m going to go cower in my closet under a comforting blanket of existential dread.