Khem “The Alkhemist” Birch is already 25 years old, just in case you were thinking about getting hyped for him. You’re still allowed to get a little hyped, but that’s because he’s Canadian, not because of what age he is. If your first thought when you first saw him (which might have been right as you saw this vid in your subscription feed, I don’t judge) that he was some young raw prospect, well, you’d be right about two of those things. The “raw prospect” things.
If your first thought when you saw him was instead “wow that is one ugly dude”, you’d be right. But who cares what he looks like? Sam Cassell proved you can be an NBA player even with some funky facial features. As far as I’m concerned, Birch’s appearance is off limits for discussion. Except if you’re talking about his nose. Damn! That thing is one monster schnozz.