Nik “Rain Curry” Stauskas hasn’t gotten as much run in Brooklyn as I had hoped. Things started off fine, but recently he’s been notching DNPs and hadn’t made more than two shots in a game in this calendar year. If he’s not shooting well, it’s hard to play him, I understand that. But DNPs? Kenny Atkinson can DNP his pasty white ass back to whatever Canada-hating hellhole he came from, in my opinion.
Even with his recent slump/not even a chance to slump, he’s shooting 46 percent from three on the season, which is definitely high enough for some team to be interested in trading for him. The Nets, obviously, have no use for him. They’ve shown that, and we have to accept it. If anyone can think of a playoff team that maybe needs a bit more shooting and also happens to be in the country where Stauskas is from, please let me know so I can start crafting trade proposals.