With this game, Tyler Dorsey OFFICIALLY becomes the highest-scoring Dorsey in NBA history. Let’s run down the list of scrubs who he just savagely destroyed, and whose careers he just made into complete laughingstocks:
1. Joey Dorsey. Career-high: 13 points. He does, however, beat everybody else rather significantly in the “total career points” category, with 344. Despite this, Joey is currently sitting at home feeling embarrassed and ashamed at his weak scoring abilities. As he should. Tyler Dorsey just owned his ass.
2. Jacky Dorsey. Aside from having a name that sounds straight out of Semi-Pro, this dude’s career-high is nine points. How can you only score nine points in a game when playing against weak 70’s defenses manned mostly by white dudes with floppy hair? I don’t think Jacky should show his loser face in public ever again. Tyler Dorsey would punch this guy if he ever met him.
3. Ron Dorsey. Scored four points in his one career game with the…Carolina Cougars? I thought that was an NFL team. Regardless of what sport they played, that team had nine players averaging in double digits, which shows you that this dumbass Ron Dorsey should have been able to score way more than four points. If you have a Ron Dorsey basketball card, I advise you to throw it out, because he is straight up garbage. Tyler Dorsey is way better.