How much longer is Lonzo Ball going to be out? I think Lakers fans are getting antsy. There’s only so much Alex Caruso and Tyler Ennis a fanbase can handle before they start burning down buildings. Maybe I’m reading the situation wrong. Maybe they’re really happy that the team is sucking and that they get…
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Tyrone Wallace 19 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
As time goes on, it gets more and more clear: Tyrone Wallace is a legit NBA rotation player. Not an especially impactful one, or an especially exciting one, but those aren’t requirements for being in the NBA. Solid role-players are often undervalued; that’s what Wallace is right now, and I don’t think anyone outside the…
Read MoreBryn Forbes 23 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
I really, really want to complain about Bryn “Brynk of Insanity” Forbes not getting enough minutes, but even I can’t carp about his playing time. With this confidence from the coaching staff, it is now up to him to go out there and do the things that he was doing in Summer League. That means…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox Career High 26 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
“Hey! Hey waitress! HEY! WE NEED MORE BREADSTICKS OVER HERE!” yelled De’Aaron Fox drunkenly as the other patrons of the San Antonio-area Olive Garden glared at him. “In case you didn’t hear, I just scored a CAREER HIGH!” When their waitress didn’t immediately address his request, he threw the empty breadstick basket at her. De’Aaron’s…
Read MoreVince Carter 21 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
Vince Carter now joins an elite group of 10 players who managed to extend their NBA careers to the ripe old age of 41. 9 players if you take out Nat Hickey, which you really should, because it’s total BS that he was able to check himself into a game while being coach of a…
Read MoreFred VanVleet Career High 25 Points Full Highlights (1/28/2018)
Fred “Vleet of Voot” VanVleet made the Lakers pay for running a point-guard rotation of Tyler Ennis (LMAO) and Alex Caruso (double LMAO). He only played 20 minutes, because that was all the time he needed to take a big steamy dump on the entire Los Angeles metropolitan area. This might be a low point…
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