Big props to Joe “Sloppy Joe” Ingles (who doesn’t look like an NBA player at all) for taking it right to Kevin “Alternate Account” Durant (who really looks a lot like an NBA player) and leading his team to victory. He did almost all of his damage in the first half, giving the Jazz a sizable lead that would never be challenged. I was led to believe that Durant was a good player, but after tonight, there is only one conclusion to be made: however good Durcupcake may be, Ingles is way, WAY better.
Would have been nice to see him score more than three points in the second half though. There was no need, of course, but why not take the opportunity to please the home fans and establish dominance?