Not gonna lie, getting my channel terminated bummed me out a lot, but I think my 12-foot-tall 3D-printed naked purple Buddy Hield statue took it even harder than I did. When I told him the sad news I swear he started crying. I mean, he didn’t make any tears because he doesn’t have tear ducts,…
Read MoreDay: February 23, 2018
Steven Adams 18 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
The Thunder needed some last-second heroics by Russell Westbrook to beat the Kings, and I don’t even know how that happened given that the Thunder have four players who are indisputably better than the Kings’ best player, who is either Zach Randolph, Bogdan Bogdanovic, or Buddy Hield. It’s even more confusing because the Thunder’s “Trio…
Read MoreKelly Oubre 17 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
“LeBron! Hey LeBron! Wait up!” Kelly Oubre called out to the Cavaliers player who walking towards his team bus. LeBron stopped and turned around, looking confused as Kelly jogged up to him. “Man, it’s a good thing I caught you,” Kelly continued through pants. “I need your help with something.” LeBron checked the time on…
Read MoreMilos Teodosic 14 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
Milos Teodosic didn’t have his typical assist-heavy performance in this one; the (non-Serb) scorekeepers decided that only two of his passes undeniably resulted in field goals for his teammates. Instead, Teodosic basically pretended he was Steph Curry out there, launching ten shots from beyond the three-point line and making four of them. I take this…
Read MoreMario Hezonja 15 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
Mario Hezonja has been pretty good for a decent amount of the year now, so I’m wondering if these 15 points are even highlight-worthy anymore. I almost thought so, then I thought “oh yeah all the other Hezonja vids I made just got deleted so I’d better get going on some more” so here we…
Read MoreEvan Fournier 25 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
This is what happens, people with man-buns/other weird long-hair creations. Take note. You pull that stuff back too tight, and guess what? You go bald. If you saw Evan Fournier a couple years ago, he had some weird topknot thingie where the hair at the front was being pulled tight all the way back. It…
Read MoreZach Randolph 29 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
You know how hard it is to make highlights when every single play-by-play source stops midway through the third quarter? It’s frickin’ hard. I hope I got all of Zach Randolph’s buckets, because I was like a blind man in a mirror maze trying to find them. Some people think that highlight-makers actually watch the…
Read MoreBen Simmons Career High 32 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT! BEN SIMMONS JUMPSHOT ALERT! Forget about the career-high, forget about the game-winning free throws, forget about all his sick passes and sicker finishes, Ben Simmons just hit a legit pullup midrange jumper. I installed a whole bunch of flashing red klaxons in my highlights cave that tell me when he hits…
Read MoreDavid Nwaba Career High 21 Points Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
David Nwaba is one of those shooting guards who has the “guard” part down pat but struggles with the “shooting” part. He can defend, rebound, finish at the rim, plus all the little things, but shooting from outside? Nah. 3-and-D without the 3. Until tonight. Before this explosion, he had made a total of 6…
Read MoreTomas Satoransky 17 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/22/2018)
Wizards fans can claim all they want that their team is better with John Wall at the helm, but I know the truth and I’m going to share it with you right now: they aren’t. Boom. Truth bomb deployed. I don’t need to justify this fact, because everyone watching this vid is a diehard Tomas…
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