Okay, for real, if Donovan Mitchell is gonna win ROY of the Year then he needs to get more triple-doubles. Ben Simmons gets triple-doubles, and he’s gonna win if things don’t change right now. Problem is, Mitchell doesn’t have a game with more than 10 rebounds OR assists this season, but that’s okay. We can…
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Tomas Satoransky 9 Points/11 Assists/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
The Wizards have now won 7 out of the 9 games Tomas Satoransky has started since John Wall got injured. You cannot tell me that that is a coincidence. Or, you can, but I will laugh in your face because here’s the frickin’ dealio: Satoransky is better at playing winning basketball than Wall. Wall gets…
Read MoreIsh Smith 22 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
I know this is a video about Ish Smith, I definitely know that because I’m the one who made it, but I would like to take this moment to complain about the lack of minutes for Henry Ellenson. Ellenson doesn’t get to play enough, as I already implied. The reason that he should get to…
Read MoreJames Johnson 22 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
In doing research for this description, I found out that you can watch highlights of James Johnson scoring 20 points (against the Heat, I’m pretty sure that was the reason they gave him his current contract) as a rookie for the Bulls. He looks springy! Also the guy who uploaded it has a bunch of…
Read MoreBen Simmons Triple Double 18 Pts/12 Rebs/10 Asts/2 Jumpers Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Ben Simmons was snubbed, by my estimation, about 10 times (Goran Dragic are you serious????) for the All-Star game this year. That sucks for him, and it also sucks for me, because I have to keep making this dude’s highlights until the end of the year where he’ll finally stop being a rookie. Not like…
Read MorePascal Siakam 17 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Jonas Valanciunas, shirtless, raised his eyebrows when Pascal Siakam sat next to him. His eyes got even wider when Pascal began to caress his biceps. “Uh, what are you doing man?” Pascal’s attention was fixed on Jonas’ arm muscles as he rubbed them up and down. “Trying to get some of your three-point shooting to…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe 24 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
For the past few games, Nets fans have been treated to the Allen Crabbe that they thought they were getting when they acquired him from Portland. This new Allen Crabbe actually makes shots some of the time, something that old Allen Crabbe was definitely not doing. Crabbey Patty was looking quite overpaid and quite useless;…
Read MoreRoyce O’Neale 19 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Royce “Shaquilee” O’Neale competently manned the starting shooting guard spot last night as Donovan Mitchell got moved fully to the point guard role. That’s great. I love it when rookies play unexpectedly large roles for their team, especially when the rookie is undrafted. The only problem is, Alec Burks is getting completely marginalized. Burks played…
Read MoreJrue Holiday 24 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
Nobody even talks about Jrue Holiday when they’re talking about All-Star snubs. Given the “stacked” nature of the point guard position in the Western conference, it wasn’t even a snub; he’s fringe All-Star caliber, but there’s no way for him to make it in the West unless multiple dudes were to get injured. He should…
Read MoreDarius Miller 19 Points Full Highlights (2/14/2018)
You probably don’t realize it, but the Pelicans currently have on their roster two of the top ten three-point shooters in the NBA by percentage. They have E’Twaun Moore, who’s been quiet lately but is still shooting 43.3% from three (sixth on the list), and they have Darius Miller shooting an even 43.0% from three…
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