February 2018 – Page 3

Emeka Okafor 14 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2018)

It has been 5 years since my last (and only, until now) Emeka Okafor highlight video. 5 years and 13 days. That video is deleted now, but for a long time it was basically the only Emeka highlight package residing on the YouTube servers. I’m gonna go watch it right now (luckily I’ve got all…

Myles Turner 24 Points Full HIghlights (2/26/2018)

Myles Turner averages 20 points per game against the Mavericks, the most versus any team in the NBA. Before you act all impressed, I didn’t come up with that stat. For once, one of those usually-lame factoids that the television people bring up was somewhat interesting to me. So why is this? Why does Turner…

Kris Dunn 23 Points Full Highlights (2/26/2018)

Say what you want about Kris Dunn, but the Bulls sorta looking decent there for a stretch with him starting. Then he got injured, falling victim to something called a “cuntcushion”. They took a game to notice that he wasn’t there anymore, and then they started losing. A lot. Like at the beginning of the…

Jarrett Allen 18 Points/7 Dunks/3 Blocks Full Highlights (2/26/2018)

I have watched a fair amount of the Nets the season, and I am of the opinion that Jarrett Allen increases the funness of any game he enters by at least a factor of two. As soon as he checks in, maybe the game was a little boring, maybe dragging a little bit, but he…

Kelly Oubre 19 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2018)

Kelly Oubre walked up to John Wall in the locker room. “So, yeah, we’re totally playing better with you injured and sitting on the bench.” John looked at his teammate coldly. “Why you gotta be that way, man? I’m in here supporting you guys every day.” Looking up from the YouTube video that he was…

Will Barton 25 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2018)

Will Barton: super ultra discount version of James Harden? Let’s go with it. Sounds a lot better than “Corey Brewer 2.0”. The similarities are all there, but not as good: the beard, the shooting/chucking, the driving/finishing ability, passing, and… that’s about it. Not nearly as much foul-drawing ability, but that’s a good thing. Also more…

Danny Green 22 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2018)

It’s been a long time, a really long time, almost a decade holy crap, since Danny Green was on the Cavaliers, but I’d still consider this a revenge game. Green exacted sweet REVENGE on the team that spurned him, showed them exactly how he could still be helping their championship aspirations, and I think LeGM…

Khris Middleton 25 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2018)

I have watched a lot of Bucks games this year, and I have this factoid to report to you: when Khris Middleton shoots a midrange jumper, it goes in. Every time. He never misses. I don’t care what the stats say, becase I say that his midrange game is the money-est midrange game in the…

Jrue Holiday 36 Points Full Highlights (2/25/2018)

While watching this game live, it seemed like the Bucks couldn’t stop Jrue Holiday at all. Like he was scoring every time he touched the ball. That was partially the case, but I had no idea until I looked at the boxscore that he had taken 31 shots (and 2 free throws, can’t forget about…

Nikola Jokic 21 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (2/25/2018)

Nikola Jokic’s triple-double streak has ended. He had a good chance to continue it, but he only picked up one assist in the fourth quarter. It’s easy to blame his teammates for the lack of generated assists, but I’m not going there. Jokic himself would never blame his fellow Nuggets. Instead, I’m going to blame…