I sort of figured that, even though Willie Cauley-Stein set a career high in assists with seven, all of his assists would sort of suck. He’s never been known as a passer. And, as with most of my preconceived notions, I was right about this one: his assists aren’t very good. He did lob it…
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DeMarre Carroll 22 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Is DeMarre Carroll legitimately the Nets’ best player? Before you start laughing at my funny joke, be aware that I am not being facetious at all in asking this question. I am hella serious. I am deadass. Because right now, Carroll is third on the team in scoring at 13.5 PPG, and since he’s only…
Read MoreBam Adebayo 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
I feel sorta bad for Hassan Whiteside. He was one of the biggest stories in the league a couple of years ago, and now it seems like the Heat don’t even want him that much. His minutes are getting taken away by a rookie who looks like Dwight Howard but is named Bam Adebayo, and…
Read MoreJarrett Allen 15 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
The Kings commentators were really creaming themselves over Jarrett Allen in this game. You don’t get to hear it, since my policy is “home commentators only”, but rest assured, they were lavishing praise on him like he played for Sacramento. They even had a whole mini highlights package to show while they did it. You…
Read MoreDe’Aaron Fox 21 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Say what you want about De’Aaron “Bottom 10 RPM In The League” Fox, but he doesn’t mind the big moments. Sure, he might throw up a horrible brick or commit an insane turnover, but those are things he does all the time anyway. Consistency is key in whatever you try to do in life. And…
Read MoreBogdan Bogdanovic 23 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Warning: the assists from Bogdan Bogdanovic to Willie Cauley-Stein contained in this video are not for lob jams, but instead for lame jumpers. If the thought of viewing such assists fills you with anxiety, I urge you to turn back now. Those that remain, get ready for one of Bogdanovic’s best scoring performances of the…
Read MoreJustise Winslow 17 Points Full Highlights (3/1/2018)
Justise Winslow seems to have accepted his fate as a poor offensive player; his shots per minute are way down this season, and the only thing keeping him from being totally useless on that end is the fact that he can sometimes hit threes now. 43 percent, even on limited attempts, is really good, even…
Read MoreWhat Happened to the Videos?/New Channel
“DEE TEE BEE! DEE TEE BEE! ALL YOUR VIDEOS HAVE BEEN DELETED!” Yes, my dedicated fan, it’s true: my world-renowned YouTube channel was taken down due to multiple copyright claims made by “Aiplex Software Pvt Ltd.” on the morning of Monday, February 19, 2018. Since I know what you’re thinking right now, yes, I am…
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