March 3, 2018 – Page 2

Donovan Mitchell 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Interesting note: in the month of February, Donovan Mitchell only shot above 50% from the field one time, and that was the first game of the month where he dropped forty points. He followed that up by scoring two whole points in his next game (does he even want to average 20 PPG?), and the…

Dennis Schröder 27 Points/9 Assists Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Dënniß ßchrööder had some bad games in the month of February, including 2-of-16, 3-of-12, and 4-of-13 shooting performances. If he wants to average twenty points per game and get his name listed among all the greats that accomplished the same feat, he’ll have to ramp up his production for the last month of the season,…

Reggie Bullock 21 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Reggie “Ock and Bull Torture” Bullock took 21 shots to get his 21 points tonight. If that seems like a lot to you, it’s because that is a lot, like, way way way too many shots for someone like Bullock to be taking. He’s actually pretty decent this year, don’t get me wrong, but when…

Bobby Portis 22 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

I think Bobby Portis cursed himself forever when he declared that he was going to score 40 (while sitting at 38), then failing to do so. Such hubris does not go unpunished by the karmic bodies that govern the mysterious machinations of the universe. I know this from first hand experience. I once said to…

Dirk Nowitzki 18 Points/5 Threes Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Dirk Nowitzki is having the best three-point shooting season of his career. If that tidbit was too obscure for you, here’s another one: he’s really old. Those two facts are an unusual combo in the NBA. There was a point in his career, right around when I really started caring about the NBA, that he…

James Ennis 21 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Let us never forget the time James Ennis closed the 2015-16 season by scoring 28 and 29 points in consecutive games for the Pelicans. Those were his only 20-point games until this gem which I just unearthed from the cavernous depths of this Pistons-Magic contest. This isn’t peak Ennis, but it’s pretty close, and it…

Ersan Ilyasova 18 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Obviously, if you’ve been watching my channel for a while, you could guess that I wanted Ersan Ilyasova to return to the Bucks after he got bought out by the Hawks. He shoots threes. That’s what the Bucks need. Simple. Plus, I think his wife is from there. So that’s two good reasons, but Philly…

Gary Harris 26 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Look at how happy Gary Harris is. Don’t you wish you could be that happy? Sadly, such happiness is forever out of your reach, because Gary Harris is that happy because he is the leading scorer on the Nuggets this year. You will never be the leading scorer on the Nuggets, not even you dropped…

Kent Bazemore Career High 29 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

Why didn’t anyone tell me this was a career high for Kent Bazemore (looking at you, Dominique Wilkins and Bob Rathbun, you abdicated your duties)? This vid was uploaded for like three minutes without “Career High” in the title, because I assumed that he scored 30 at some point. I swear I made a vid…

Khris Middleton 30 Points Full Highlights (3/2/2018)

I don’t know why Khris “Khash Money Deuces” Middleton traded in his three-point shooting for a devastating turnaround midrange fader, since three is definitely worth more than two, but he did. I also didn’t know there was a marketplace where NBA players could trade their skills for other skills. Can Thon Maker please trade his…