March 14, 2018 – Page 2

Markieff Morris 27 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

It is extremely easy to forget about the existence of Markieff Morris. Don’t worry if you saw this vid pop up and said to yourself “wow that guy is still in the league” or “I’ve never even heard of this bum, these 10-day contracts are getting ridiculous”. The Wizards are not an exciting team, Morris…

Nemanja Bjelica 17 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

When I saw “7” in the assists column next to Nemanja Bjelica’s name, I didn’t know what to expect. I did have a hunch, though: that all of his assists would be lame perimeter passes to Karl-Anthony Towns for jumpers. That’s what happens with these non-assisting tweener forwards. They get a bunch of assists, and…

Jordan Clarkson 23 Points/6 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Jordan Clarkson has been as advertised since coming to the Cavaliers. If I had to guess, I’d say that Cavs fans were expecting a lot more than that because of all the extremely highlight-y highlights they watched (Clarkson has some of the highlightiest highlights in the league in my opinion), but they didn’t get to…

Luke Kennard 18 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Pistons fans like to complain that their team drafted Luke Kennard instead of Donovan Mitchell, who went the next selection, but let’s take a look at the factual facts as provided by the boxscore of this game: Donovan Mitchell: 13 points. Luke Kennard: 18 points. Wow, would you look at that. Who’s the bust now?…

Kyle Korver 22 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

Whatever’s wrong with the Cavaliers, I don’t think Kyle Korver being inserted into the starting lineup will solve their problems. At best, it partially solves their “J.R. Smith” problem, which involves J.R. Smith being total booty all of the time and reacting to getting called out on his booty-ness by throwing soup at people. That…

Myles Turner 25 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

I have heard people claim, people who feign knowledge of matters NBA-related, that Myles Turner is lacking somewhat in the “Basketball IQ” department. I just snort-laughed a little bit, because their claims are not only easily refutable, but born from deep-seated jealously. There are jealous because Turner has a sweet RAINBOW JUMPER, while their own…

Jonas Valanciunas 26 Points Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

I’m really digging Jonas Valanciunas’ beard this season. It looks good. Lots of volume, good shaping. Not one of those “well I’m in my mid-twenties now so I guess I’ll try one out” things that’s all patchy and pubey (Kelly Olynyk I’m CALLING YOU OUT). It looks like head hair except it’s on the bottom…

D’Angelo Russell 32 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (3/13/2018)

D’Angelo Russell hit 7 threes in the first 6 minutes and 30 seconds of tonight’s game versus the Raptors. It says it right there in the title of the vid: “7 Threes”. Which means, of course, that he didn’t make a single one after that point. I think everyone on earth is disappointed right now….