Cristiano Felicio 16 Points Full Highlights (3/21/2018)

Cristiano “What Are You Doing In My Swamp” Felicio is the leading scorer for the Bulls in two consecutive games. I am wholly unprepared to deal with this information; perhaps you will do better when confronted with this unfortunate truth.

This video makes a perfect foil to the Nikola Jokic highlights I just uploaded. It really tells a tale: the gifted offensive savant who absolutely cannot defend, not even when faced with one of the worst players in the league. There is no way, NO WAY, that ANY of Felicio’s “moves” should ever work, but Jokic made him look like prime Olajuwon.

If it sounds like I’m sort of taking Felicio’s performance away from him and placing it instead on the incompetence of Jokic, well, sorry. That’s just how I feel about the situation, and I would rather it be explained this way over having to accept that Felicio maybe isn’t as bad as everyone thinks he is.

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