Jrue Holiday is coming off of games of seven and ten points. Every time I ask myself “why do I continue to make Jrue Holiday highlight videos even when he is clearly far too good of a player to appear on my channel,” it seems like he telepathically hears my question and re-solidifies his spot…
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Wayne Selden 18 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
In my last Wayne Selden video, a full day and a half ago, I complained that too many of his points were scored in garbage time. That statement of mine turned out to be scarily prescient, because, in this video, Selden scores ALL of his points in garbage time because the ENTIRE GAME after the…
Read MoreDwayne Bacon 15 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
The Hornets just handed the Grizzlies one of the worst losses in NBA history, and the only video I get to make for the winning team is Dwayne “The Baconator” Bacon scoring a measly fifteen points? I understand that Kemba had 46, but that means there’s almost 100 more points that the Hornets scored that…
Read MoreYogi Ferrell 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
If things go according to plan, Yogi Ferrell will average over ten points per game this season. Since he averaged exactly 10.0 PPG in his first season, that would make him a career ten point per game scorer. How many undrafted players become career ten point per game scorers right out of the gate? Not…
Read MoreRicky Rubio 22 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
Here’s my theory: Ricky “Sexy Eyes” Rubio isn’t getting as many assists this season as he has in seasons past because JOE INGLES is STEALING the assists. Diplomatic relations between Spain and Australia just went down the tubes because the more game tape I watch on this subject, the more it becomes apparent that there…
Read MoreIsaiah Taylor 18 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
You know, I bet Dennis Schroder could’ve played tonight. He looked fine on the bench, no injuries that I could discern, and I know scoring 41 points is hard, but it’s not THAT hard. He was smiling and everything in that hoodie of his. I’m not really complaining, because I’m such a big fan of…
Read MoreJ.J. Barea 23 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
The list of longtime NBA players who had their best season ever at the age of 33 has to be pretty short (short like J.J. Barea, oh SNAP). However short it is, it has gotten one item longer with how well Barea has played this season. The wins aren’t there, but even at his best…
Read MoreFrank Mason 16 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
Now would normally be the part of the season when the Kings, as a team who maybe isn’t so good at winning games, start bringing in a whole bunch of randoms to try out. Look at their opponent tonight, the Hawks. Who are any of those guys? That’s a rhetorical question; obviously I know who…
Read MoreRodney Purvis 19 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
So… this is the guy the Magic dropped Rashad Vaughn for? Huh. That’s cool, I guess. Let me know when he scores 22. DownToBuck OUT. For real though I’m getting hyped for Rodney Purvis. He’s the type of player I live for: 10-day contract, check. Cool name, check. Tanking team, check. Bucket-getter, check. He checks…
Read MoreJustin Jackson 20 Points Full Highlights (3/22/2018)
Has this been a successful season for Justin Jackson? He was picked 15th, which is starting to get into “this guy may not be any good at all” territory, so the fact that he’s definitely playable (even startable) is a good thing. But his overall statistical production is pretty low, and on a team like…
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