I think the Hornets would be in the playoff hunt right now if Nicolas “Ball Puncher” Batum wasn’t so damn inconsistent. One game he’ll look like this, hitting jumpers and making nice passes, then the next he’ll not do much except trudge around the court with a hangdog expression on his face. Consistency is hard…
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Jodie Meeks 23 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
I’m looking at the boxscore from the game where Jodie Meeks had 42 points with the Lakers, and holy BUTT, his teammates sucked. Four of them are still in the league, Pau Gasol (okay), Wesley Johnson (wow), Kent Bazemore (back when he sucked dongle), and Nick Young (who was a DNP). This was in 2014,…
Read MoreDoug McDermott 20 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
It will take a lot to get me off the Doug McDermott bandwagon. How could a Jimmer Fredette with actual NBA size not be a productive player? That is my reasoning, and maybe it’s super flawed, I don’t care, until he’s washed up and playing for peanuts in the Philippines I will maintain that he…
Read MoreShaquille Harrison 14 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
The explosion of popularity of the name “Shaquille” after Shaquille O’Neal started dominating the NBA is well known. What was once an obscure name was in the top 200 baby boy names. Not surprising; parents are not known for the ability to pick creative, original names. If you’re an NFL fan, you’ve certainly noticed several…
Read MoreDavon Reed 16 Points Full Highlights (3/10/2018)
I’ve been keeping an eye on Davon Reed since the Suns saw fit to actually give him some minutes, and let me tell you, I was pretty down on his prospects of getting a DTB highlight video this season. A lot of DNPs, and when he did get DPs, he wasn’t doing much. Remember that…
Read MoreReggie Bullock 21 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
If we’re being honest right now, I might be getting just a little bit tired of Reggie Bullock, specifically, the act of making Reggie Bullock highlight videos. This guy is just way too consistent. Since late January, he has only scored in single digits twice. Two times in nineteen games! He’s also scored no more…
Read MoreSindarius Thornwell 14 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
It’s a good thing that, by the time this game was being played, I was deep in the throes of highlight-making ecstasy, because if I had witnessed first-hand the spectacle of Sindarius Thornwell scoring eleven points in the first quarter, I would have entered the hype zone. My BHL’s (blood-hype levels) would have been off…
Read MoreEmmanuel Mudiay 19 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
It’s a well-known and well-advertised fact that I have a tendency to overdose on hype whenever a player has a good first half. My assumption is that, if they have a good first half, they should have an equivalently good second half. Unfortunately for my fragile, arythmic heart, things never play out like they should….
Read MoreCheick Diallo 14 Points/3 Blocks Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
Cheick “Discount Diallo Cheick” is averaging 16/12 per 36 minutes. Per-36 stats are the best kind of stats because it lets you see how a bench player would fare as a starter with no catches or gotchas. What could be more clear-cut than per-36 stats? You play Diallo 36 minutes, you get sixteen points out…
Read MoreDarius Miller 20 Points Full Highlights (3/9/2018)
This Pelicans loss to the Wizards should serve as a wake-up call to Anthony Davis: if you want your team to win, you have to play in the games. Otherwise you’re going to get blown out by middling playoff teams. Sprained ankles are just an excuse. There are no excuses when it comes to wanting…
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