March 2018 – Page 6

Tyler Ulis 19 Points/8 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

Just like last season, Tyler Ulis has waited until the month of March to show up and record some nifty statlines. Is he literally incapable of playing well on a team that’s trying to win games? Because both this year’s Suns team and last year’s incarnation were well into tanking mode by the All-Star break,…

Will Barton 25 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

Will Barton got off to a great start in this one, scoring the first nine points of the game in the span of about a minute. If you want to watch that part and then close the video and resume staring blankly at the wall, you should. He ended up doing some more stuff after…

Jeff Teague 25 Points/7 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

I was extremely surprised to see that Marquis Teague signed a 10-day contract with the Grizzlies. Surprised, and impressed. I saw how much he sucked in his first stint, and it was the kind of suckage that usually results in a permanent vacation from the NBA. So good on him for apparently doing so good…

Wayne Selden 23 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

For what seems to be only the second or third time this season, Wayne Selden’s good play led to a Grizzlies win! I don’t know how they managed it, even Marc Gasol playing shouldn’t be enough to take down the Timberwolves, but they did, and Selden played a big part in it. He had 14…

Lonzo Ball 15 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

I truly believe that a large part of Lonzo Ball’s popularity is due to how fun his name is to say. “Lonzo Ball”. “Lon-zo. Ball.” “Ball” It’s great. Just a really great name, both in print and vocalized. Distinctive, too. The kind of name you can easily build a brand off of. There’s a reason…

Michael Beasley 27 Points Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

I wish I could say this was a revenge game for Michael Beasley, but, in what seems like a major career oversight, he hasn’t played for Charlotte, either as the Bobcats or Hornets, at all during his decade-long tenure in the NBA. He probably could’ve scored 30 a game on that one really bad Bobcats…

Trey Burke Career High 42 Points/12 Assists Full Highlights (3/26/2018)

In the process of doing research for this description, I was forced to search “Trey Burke dick pic” to see if he did, in fact, send someone an image of his dong. I did not see the pic in question, luckily, but now Google thinks that I am interested in the genitalia of NBA players….

Pau Gasol 22 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

DownToBuck doesn’t go to too many live NBA games. It’s not convenient for me because it usually conflicts with my highlight-making schedule. However, I did happen to attend this game live in the flesh at the Bradley Center, and here are some of my observations: -Concession prices are way out of control. A chicken tenders…

Buddy Hield 21 Points Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

Right now me and my 12-foot-fall purple 3D-printed statue of Buddy Hield are laying low for a while. There’s still a lot of news coverage about how they found a dead guy in our neighborhood, and I’m constantly afraid that they’re going to figure out that it was actually my sentient Buddy Hield statue who…

Dante Exum 13 Points/5 Assists Full Highlights (3/25/2018)

If Dante Exum turns out never to be a star or even close to a star like most people expected when he was drafted, that will be a damn shame. For most people, the “shame” part will be that we missed out on what could have been a special player. For me, the “shame” part…