Sometimes I get these intrusive thoughts. They’re about all manner of things, really. Violent things. Morbid things. Perverted things. These thoughts just pop into my mind without warning and I can’t stop them. Maybe making all these highlight videos has made me go insane and this is the first manifestation of my insanity; unwelcome thoughts…
Read MoreMonth: April 2018
D’Angelo Russell 21 Points/11 Assists Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Just saying, I looked up pics of Iggy Azalea and she is really weird looking. Who cares if she’s got big peaches if her face is all wonky? I think D’Angelo Russell was just trying to save Nick Young from marrying a chick who would only produce deformed babies. He was being a good teammate….
Read MoreJusuf Nurkic 20 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Mason Plumlee couldn’t contain Jusuf Nurkic. Nikola Jokic couldn’t contain Jusuf Nurkic. Jusuf Nurkic could barely contain Jusuf Nurkic. Jusuf Nurkic was, at points in this game, a completely unstoppable out-of-control force of rebound and flailing post move. I hate to compare them again, but Jokic plays the game in a very measured way. He’s…
Read MoreFrank Ntilikina 17 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Frank Ntilikina looks a lot like some other NBA player that I can’t put my finger on. It freaks me out every time I look at him, how much he resembles this unknown baller. I wish I could figure this out, it’s driving me nuts, plus it made appreciating this career-high performance by The French…
Read MoreWillie Cauley-Stein 25 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
If you want a real trip, go look up a picture of Willie Cauley-Stein’s grandparents. I can’t imagine a pair of people less likely to create, even distantly, an athletic freakazoid like WCS. For one thing, they are very white looking. Not going to assume their race or anything though. And what’s up with his…
Read MoreLuke Kennard 20 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Here’s a fun little tip for Pistons fans: if you really mess with the colors on your YouTube-viewing device, you can make it so that Luke Kennard looks like Donovan Mitchell! It also helps if you squint a little bit, also, try to ignore the fact that the court is an odd shade of pink…
Read MoreShabazz Muhammad 22 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Shabazz Muhammad has been a nice surprise for the Bucks. A surprise in that he is actually sometimes playable. I don’t know what was going on Minnesota that made him get stapled to the bench, but there are no such issues in Milwaukee. Actually, I do know what was going on: the Timberwolves actually want…
Read MoreNikola Jokic Triple Double 15 Pts/20 Rebs/11 Asts Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
How many triple-doubles would Nikola Jokic have if the Nuggets’ (and others) scorekeepers weren’t insistent on putting the “ass” in “assists” and rewarding him with them at their own whim? Probably that game where he had 17 dimes would still make the cut, and maybe that 14-assist performance, but other than that, I don’t think…
Read MoreJonas Valanciunas 25 Points Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
Jonas Valanciunas’ minutes are the lowest they’ve ever been this year, and at the same time, the Raptors as a team are better than they’ve ever been. Also Dwane Casey might win coach of the year even though it’s been demonstrated for many, many years that he’s not a good coach at all. Have all…
Read MoreAllen Crabbe Career High 41 Points/8 Threes Full Highlights (4/9/2018)
This was, officially, a “Crabbe Feast” tonight for Allen Crabbe. Officially. The commentator even said it after the 40th point (that must be the cutoff for such a designation) was scored, and why would he say it was official when it wasn’t official? I don’t know what kind of monetary/other incentive he had for unlocking…
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