I absolutely wasn’t going to make a video for Jeff Green when I first looked at the box-score. “No way, seventeen is absolutely not enough points for a player of Green’s caliber,” I said to myself while absentmindedly scratching certain “private” areas of my anatomy. Then I woke up this morning literally a changed man….
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Josh Hart 20 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
I would like to put the false narrative to rest that DTB isn’t up-to-date on all the cool new things that the kids are into these days. I totally know about all those things. Snapchat? Yeah, I know what that is. Twerking? Yep, I twerk all the time. Fortnite? I’ve played it. The thing is,…
Read MoreNik Stauskas Career High 24 Points Trailblazers Debut Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
Much like Summer League Aaron Gordon (SLAG) has become almost deified in my mind, so too has Backyard Unstoppable Nick Stauskas (BUNS). That pre-draft backyard video of him in the rain shooting three-pointers has remained stuck in my mind for half a decade now, standing not only as a testament to BUNS’ literally wet shooting…
Read MoreBobby Portis 20 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
One of the best happenings of the 2017-18 was Bobby Portis bragging he was going to get 40 to an opposing bench and then only getting 39. Dang it, Bobby, you know that only superstar players are allowed to make proclamations like that. Otherwise you’re just begging to be made a fool of. As far…
Read MoreAntonio Blakeney 15 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
Antonio Blakeney only knows how to play one way: the chucker way. He was one of the G-League’s premiere chuckers last season, and he continued that trend (to a slightly lesser degree) whenever he got the call up the NBA. As everyone knows, the pendulum in recent times has swung away from iso-chucking madness and…
Read MoreJosh Richardson 28 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
I sort of lost track of who was getting offered by the Heat to the Timberwolves for Jimmy Butler. Or, instead of who the Heat were offering, who the Timberwolves were demanding. I know Thibs wanted Josh Richardson. Were the Heat willing to part with him? I don’t think they were. By all accounts, he…
Read MoreRodney McGruder Career High 20 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
As of the writing of this description, an estimated 100 percent of NBA fans are currently watching LeBron James’ debut with the Lakers. Including me. Uploading highlight videos right now is like pissing into the wind. There is literally no one who wants to consume them. In a few hours, sure. But not now. So…
Read MoreDerrick Jones Career High 17 Points Full Highlights (10/18/2018)
Real talk incoming: I just don’t feel like the Heat’s best path to victory is by starting Derrick Jones Jr. at the power forward position. That’s real talk right there. For real. Unfiltered. In fact, starting Jones at all seems like kind of a stretch. He looked good in exhibition games, I guess, showing off…
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