If Tim Hardaway Jr. even slightly keeps this up over the next few weeks, he’s going find himself banished from my channel. It happened to Victor Oladipo last year just like it’s happened with many others in the past. I am not afraid to deem role-players not role-playery enough for inclusion in my sacred archivium….
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Willie Cauley-Stein 20 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Willie Cauley-Stein, through two games, is averaging 21.5 points per game on roughly 65% shooting. Even though it’s only two games, which the Kings both lost, those numbers look pretty good for a guy who was drafted to be a Tyson Chandler-esque defensive specialist. Luckily, stats for true defensive impact don’t exist, because WCS apparently…
Read MoreFrank Mason Career High 18 Points/6 Assists Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
If you notice that this video is perhaps more shoddily-edited than usual, I apologies. You see, there was a very urgent situation in the DTB household that demanded 75% of my attention, with only 25% of my remaining attention being devoted to the highlights-creation process. I know you’re curious what kind of emergency could have…
Read MoreDanilo Gallinari 26 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Remember when Danilo Gallinari was on the Nuggets with Wilson Chandler for all those years and it was unclear which one of them should start at the small forward position? Now the same situation is playing out in Clipperland with Gallo and Tobias Harris, except this time, both players have legitimate claims to both forward…
Read MoreTaurean Prince 28 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
So here’s the deal. I’ve been hyping up my sci-fi fantasy novel “The Taurean Prince” for a long time now. I swear it’s gonna be a classic of both genres and of literature as a whole. But, the deal is, here’s the deal, I just don’t have the time nor the ambition to write a…
Read MoreRodions Kurucs 11 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
If there’s one thing I can say about Rodions Kurucs, it’s that this is not his first rodeo. … Get it? Because “Rodions” and “Rodeo” sound the same? And the American idiom “not his first rodeo” means that he has previous basketball experience? Personally, I thought it was a hilarious joke, and I’m a little…
Read MoreJoe Ingles Career High 27 Points/7 Threes Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Joe Ingles stood underneath the water of the shower, not making any effort to clean himself, but just standing there with his eyes closed. The water temperature was already as high as it would go, but he wanted it higher. He needed it higher. He craved the burning sensation on his sensitive white flesh. Not…
Read MoreCaris LeVert Career High 28 Points/5 Assists/1 Game-Winner Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
Caris LeVert just can’t stop notching career-highs. In the first game of the season, he tied a career-high with 27 points. Not content to merely tie a career-high, he then came out in this game and set a new career-high with 28, the final two points coming on a game-winning shot with a second left…
Read MoreMiles Bridges 15 Points/2 Dunks Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
I know that the concept of “open letters” is sort of played out. Really, an open letter is just an opinion piece but it’s directed at somebody. It’s like a more official version of a Twitter beef. That said, I’m going to write an open letter right now in this very description. This open letter…
Read MoreCollin Sexton 14 Points Full Highlights (10/19/2018)
This was definitely a good highlight video to make for me because it’s short and I’m really super tired. The excitement of the Bucks winning a game (and maybe the Brewers too) has got me all bleary-eyed and droopy. If you, too, are bleary-eyed and droopy, maybe this will be the perfect final video before…
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