Someone is conspiring to prevent me from uploading these Luke Doncic highlights. Right about the time I started watching this Mavericks game during the second half (while watching the Brewers on my other monitor, RIP), my internet started totally crapping out. Like, I was getting download speeds in double-digit KILOBYTES. I was having trouble loading text-only pages. What was going on?
I looked out my window and I didn’t see any suspicious white vans with satellites and various internet-jamming doodads perched on top, but that doesn’t mean that Deandre Ayton apologists weren’t hijacking my internet tubes through other means.
Luckily for you all, DownToBuck has some tricks up his sleeve when it comes to the dissemination of NBA highlight videos. Attempts have been made to silence me before, and all have been unsuccessful. I’m not going to go into many details, because a good YouTuber never reveals his OpSec, but Romania was involved. And servers.
All so I could bring you the scintillating highlights of Doncic scoring 26 points in his second NBA game. I’ve been ragging on him in other descriptions about being a tubby little boy, but that doesn’t mean he can’t get buckets when he wants to. I don’t know if I’d say that he was the best player on the court (Derrick Rose is back, people), but he was damn good, and I thought it would take him a lot longer to get this many points. Even the best Euros, the MVP-types, take a little bit of an adjustment period.