Dear Diary,
Today I made another Collin Sexton highlight video where he scored 14 points. This is the third such video I have made for this player scoring this exact amount of points. I am beginning to wonder if he will ever score more than this. Perhaps I should cease making videos until he scores more, but the concept is nigh unjustifiable; for if Sexton continues to tie his career high, who am I to not make a highlight video commemorating the occurence?
-DownToBuck, October 26, 2018
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Dear Diary,
Collin Sexton has now scored 14 points in eight consecutive games. For each one, I have made a highlight video, and with each uploadment, I feel my enthusiasm for the project wane perceptibly. I perversely hope that this diary is stolen and somehow delivered to Sexton so that he may see the seriousness of my predicament and attempt to score more points.
View counts for these videos remain stubbornly, and disappointingly, low.
-DownToBuck, November 8, 2018
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Dear Diary,
It is the All-Star break, and I am blessedly free from my burden. However, the reprieve is temporary, and I have no doubt I will be thrust headlong into the inexorable tedium of Collin Sexton highlights once the season resumes. He has now scored 14 points in 40-some straight games.
Strangely, neither the national media nor the NBA fandom has noticed this extreme stastitical aberrancy. Am I imagining things? Is this entire horrific episode merely a trick of my mind?
-DownToBuck, February 14, 2019
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Dear Diary,
The season is over. I have the urge to thank God, but I know that a God worthy of my worship would not torment me with, by my count, 79 straight games of Collin Sexton scoring 14 points. Thankfully, the Cavaliers have failed to make the playoffs. I can only hope that next season brings a change in Sexton’s scoring ability.
-DownToBuck, April 13, 2019
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Dear Diary,
Each day I can feel my sanity slipping further away from me. Collin Sexton continues to tie, but never exceed, his career-high in points with unceasing regularity. Such consistency is normally to be lauded, but now it is only to be dreaded.
-DownToBuck, December 18, 2020
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Dear Diary,
For a while now I have seen His face in my dreams. Now, visions of Him confront my eyes even during waking hours. Will there ever be an end to his madness?
-DownToBuck, January 4, 2021
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Dear Diary,
My fatigue is so great that I can barely muster the energy to stumble out of bed. Most days, I only create one highlight video, and it is a video for Collin Sexton. Often, I see him standing in my apartment, never moving, never uttering even a single word. His eyes are black like burnt coals, and his diseased skin peels off in vast sheets.
Reality and fantasy are as one in my mind.
-DownToBuck, March 18, 2024?
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