Luke Doncic looking fresh! His previous unshaven and disheveled appearance combined with his ever-so-slight tubbiness had him looking more like a basement-dwelling NBA-YouTube-commenting loser than an actual NBA player. Is “fresh” even still a term people use anymore? If not, I apologize for not knowing the latest lingo. At least be glad that I didn’t say “on fleek”.
And how better to celebrate looking like a normal human being with a job than by going out and scoring 31 points? Trae Young isn’t the only rookie who can notch a 30-burger while hitting transition threes. Doncic’s team (I believe the Mavericks, but I’m not quite sure because I couldn’t see the jerseys due to how bright Doncic’s star was shining the whole game) didn’t get the win, but he really tried out there. I’m not even going to hold the fact that the game went into overtime (which let him accumulate unearned stats) against him. That’s how generous I’m feeling.
I don’t even know where the haters are right now. Do you see any? Presumably they have crawled back into the murky sludge-pits from which they emerged so they can continue gnashing their teeth and eating rats.